THE GUARDIAN SCARECROW T-SHIRT

🖤 Soft. Bold. Unapologetically Weird.
This tee feels like your fave from day one—soft, breathable, and ready to cause a scene.

⚖️ Fits Like a Damn Dream
Unisex, true to size, and actually flattering (not just on models).

💀 Built to Outlive Your Ex
No shrinking. No fading. No fast fashion regrets.

✅ 30-Day No-Regrets Guarantee
Didn’t love it? Send it back. No weird vibes. No drama.